SMUT Publishing

I'm not maintaining this blog anymore because I'm running the "Erotica"-for-men imprint at Carnal House Press, called SMUT Publishing. Go check us out and get yourself some one-handed reading.

Mean Old Lunch Lady

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Hipster GILF Twerks It

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Sweet Little Old Lady

Young Kaleb is laid up in bed, nursing a twisted ankle and broken wrist. Unfortunately, it’s Kaleb’s right wrist he’s broken, he’s right handed, and being a young man, he’s getting…frustrated. In fact, he’s trying desperately to ease his frustration while watching one of his favorite videos when his grandma’s best friend walks in on him.

Martha had stopped by intending to lend the poor, sick boy a helping hand, and that’s exactly what she’s going to do! Well, a hand, a mouth, and her hot, wet…

SWEET LITTLE OLD LADY is a 3,100 word short story about a younger man and a much older woman. It’s intended only for adults.

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Shutting Her Drunk Mouth

Jonathan can’t stand his coworker Sally. In fact, he pretty much hates her. She’s loud, obnoxious, and completely oblivious to the effect she has on everyone around her. Yeah, she’s nice looking with a fantastic body, but she’s so annoying that every time she speaks he wants to stab his eardrums. What keeps him from snapping is the knowledge that at 5 PM he can escape to his favorite bar.

Until one evening, Sally turns up there, too.

She’s getting drunk and throwing herself at Jonathan. He’s drunk and horny, too, but also angry. He decides to kill two birds with one stone by getting so rough with Sally, by humiliating her so badly, that she never speaks to him again.

SHUTTING HER DRUNK MOUTH is a 4,100 word short story in both the SHE’S TOO DRUNK and the HATE F*CK series. It’s intended only for adults.

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Face F*cking an F Student

Professor Ben Hendersen hates his teaching job, because he hates his students. He didn’t spend eight years and tens of thousands of dollars on graduate school to teach English Composition to ignorant, spoiled, ungrateful brats, and yet that’s the exact situation he finds himself in.

Perfect young Dakota Kennedy is about to fail Professor Hendersen’s class, until he offers her a way to raise her grade. It’s not going to be easy, though. In fact, in as bad a mood as Professor Hendersen’s in, it’s going to be very, very rough.

Face F*cking an F Student is a 4,100 word short story in both the FACE F*CKED and HATE F*CK series. It’s intended only for adults.

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Titty F*cking a Fat Old Hag's Heavy Hangers

Harvey is rich, idle and very, very bored, enjoying few things in life. He is awakened by a call from his employee regarding one of those few things: evicting a deadbeat tenant. It's something he prefers to do personally, so he summons his handyman/muscle Miller and heads to Katia's apartment.

Katia is an elderly Russian immigrant on a fixed-income. She'd like to pay, but doesn't have the money. When she begins weeping, Harvey feels a stirring, not in his heart, but lower down, and he offers an alternate method of payment.

Titty F*cking a Fat Old Hag's Heavy Hangers is a 4,400 word story in the Titty F*cked series. It's intended for adult readers.

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Titty F*cking Gramm's Best Friend

Cody always enjoys spending summers with his Gramm in Florida, but his first year of college has been especially stressful, and he's especially in need of good home cooking and plenty of pool time. But when his Gramm's hot friend from college shows up, Cody is once again anxious, until the sexagenarian beauty helps him work out some of his frustrations between her bountiful cleavage!

Titty F*cking Gramm's Best Friend is a 3,400 word story in the Titty F*cked series. It's intended only for adult readers.

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Face F*cking Granny

Brian knows that Claire is lonely. That's why she's always coming up with things for him to come fix in her apartment, things that mysteriously seem to work fine once he gets there. She's a sweet old lady, if a bit rough around the edges, and he feels like he can't turn her down when she asks him to stay for a beer.

Of course, one beer leads to another, and one thing leads to another, and before long Claire is asking Brian to do something only her husband used to do for her, something Brian's long dreamed of, but never thought he'd get a chance to try.

Face F*cking Granny is a 3,100 word story in the Face F*cked series. It's intended for adults only.

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Face F*cking a Hipster

Johnny's had a crush on Holly, the hipster record store clerk, for years. It took her forever just to acknowledge him. As concerned as she is with her image, she'll sure as hell never go out with him.  She won't even talk to him outside of the store.

That is, until her dealer gets busted, and she needs some of Johnny's stash.

Knowing his stuff is WAY stronger than she's accustomed too, Johnny carefully orchestrates a situation that gives him a good shot at finally getting what he's always: inside the hipster chick's pants.

Face F*cking a Hipster is a 3,500 word story in both the Coerced and Face F*ck series. It is intended only for adult readers.

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